#1 The "He's a Really Nice Guy, You Must Meet Him"
He's the guy your friend just HAD TO set you up with. He might be cute, nice, but he ain't the one. Damn it, Karen, what were you thinking? This guy is a total nightmare. If it's so cool, why don't you date him? We'll all have a disastrous blind date like this one. -"I'll text you, okay?" -"Suuure... (already changing my phone number in my head and killing Karen for setting me up with him)"
#2 The "I'm-Too-Good-For-You"
*Oh, my God! Will he ever stop talking about himself?* If these are your exact thoughts, then you're on a terrible date with a terrible man. No, you don't have a terrible taste in men; actually, only a little bit. You can't help it; he might sound all cool, but the truth is: he's a pretentious moron who doesn't give a damn about his date. He's the guy who only cares about his own needs. You don't really need them, and you're lucky you know it.
#3 The "I-Can't-Believe-He-Went-Out-With-Me Guy"
You've known him for a while but never got the chance to introduce yourself. AND NOW HE'S ASKING YOU OUT? Hold your horses girl, you need to play it cool. If you play the cards right he could be your dream guy. He's nice, smart, and really cute; the whole package! He's already a good guy, so you need to be a good girl too. Who knows what can happen over a couple of drinks! *wink*
#4 The Awkward Silence
This is one of the weirdest dates you'll ever have. Besides the polite chit chat, you'll have...nothing! Well, you will have the awkward silence and the occasional: "How's you chicken/ fish" convo. So, what's up with this guy? Probably nothing. The problem is you two are not meant to be together. There's no chemistry; not even the friendly kind. It's better to call it a night and pretend this date never happened.
#5 The "It-Was-Such-A-Good-Date-Why-Won't-He-Call-Me"
The date was spectacular; you laughed, shared common interests, he even gave you a kiss goodnight... So, what's the problem? The problem is he never called you back! What happened? Is it about me? Oh, God, something happened to him! Millions of questions will pop up in your head but you won't have any answers. It's a mystery why he didn't call you; just like Bigfoot! Your guess is good as mine.