#1 The Pink Flamingo
At first, these floaties were cute. They reminded us of childhood and those endless summers spent at the pool chillin' in similar ones. Then, the hipsters came along with spoiled rich girls aaand the pink flamingo's ruined forever. Not even the cute puppies floating on them and chilling can save this poor bird. God, give us the old summer back and you can have the flamingo, the unicorn, and all the other mainstream floaties.
How can something named "choker" be a good decision? It's a choking hazard for crying out loud! Back in the late '90s and early '00s chokers were a big deal. You weren't cool if you didn't own one. It's the same story all over again. These "necklaces" vary from the shoelace ones to real leather collars. At least the last decade was easier: all we had was that plastic tattoo choker. Nowadays, anything can be a choker necklace.
#3 Cold Shoulders
Seriously, who wants to have their shoulders cold while the rest of the body is nice and warm? Apparently, everyone who's into trends this year. You see it everywhere: cold shoulder shirts, dresses, and even sweaters! How crazy is that! Dear fashion industry: what did the shoulders do to you? You've messed up a perfectly fine piece of clothing to create something that will be trendy for almost a full season.
#4 Cropped Shirts
What are we, four? Not even toddlers wear cropped shirts. Those shirts always look like they weren't finished. You might think you look sexy showing off that flat tummy, but the truth is: girl, it's cheap! What ever happened to normal T-shirts? Have they gone out of style? We need this crop-top fashion trend gone ASAP. It's gone so far, some of those "shirts" aren't even covering your chest. Yup Kylie Jenner, I'm talking about you!
#5 The Fishnet Tights
It's one of those pointless trends. Do you really need fishnet tights under your ripped jeans? It's not like those tights are covering anything. This fashion item was trendy years ago when pairing it with a mini skirt was the ultimate sexy dress code. Now, it's just a lame trend that took over Instagram. What's funnier is the fact that girls actually wear them on sneakers. You're barefoot, are you aware of that? Eek!
#6 Deconstructed Food & Drinks
Dear millennial cafes, restaurants, and bars: if I wanted to make my cocktail from scratch, I would do it myself; I wouldn't pay a ridiculous amount for something I have to do alone. I want a normal sandwich, a good old cup of coffee, and a simple dessert! How hard is that? Deconstructed food has to be stopped. I get: you think it's cool. Wanna know what I think? It's just an excuse for lazy people to serve food and earn money. Everyone can do that.